2/10 Terrible
Graham W.
5 Sept 2024
Disliked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Filthy, smelly, no views, poor hygiene
Where to begin with the very long list of issues.
We booked for 6 nights but it was SO BAD we left after just 1 night.
The property was described as having " From your cottage you have a view of Lough Allua", there were no lake views unless you walked half a mile down the lane a peered through the trees to get a brief glimps of the lake.
When we opened the door we were hit by an overwhelming smell of air freshers that we found were there to cover what smelt like animal urin smell throughout the property including the bed and bedding.
The TV has around 80+ channels but they were just about all German language channels with just a couple of English ones. Even if you wanted to watch the TV you couldn't as the remote control was broken on mute.
The leather sofa had a throw over it which also smelt but was there to cover the large hole in the sofa
The toilet seat was damaged.
The bathroom sink was cracked.
The kitchen sink tap had a constant slow drip.
Not sure what it was but there was something growing on the bathroom wall.
We'd booked to have dinner in the "small restaurant" which turned out to be an old conservatory on the back of the owners house. When we arrived we asked for a menu but were told we would be served whatever they had decided to cook that day. Greg then came out to "serve" our food, his hands were black with oil and grease. He informed us that he had just been rebuilding a boat engine, hence the oily hands.
I'm not sure I can descibe how horrible it was
Graham W.
Stayed 6 nights in Aug 2024
